e shtunë, 8 shtator 2007

Trouble at the Harbor


The boat pulled up the harbor of South Korea, it was like finding a parking space at a local mall. The docks were filled with boats of every kind; big ones, small ones, some too small to even see.

LTQ: There's no space at all!

Nhu Loan: LOOK! There's one right there.

Minh Tuyet: No, can't you see that old man getting off the small boat?

LTQ: There's a space there!

Nhu Loan: A boat is about to park there-

Minh Tuyet: How about that one?

LTQ: No, that one!

Nhu Loan: There's one!

Bang Kieu: GUYS GUYS YOU ARE CONFUSING ME!!!!!!!

He managed to find a parking space without their help. Bang Kieu have never driven a boat before but is an excellent driver. He put his parking skills to the test, swerving to the right and then left so he can squeeze into a parking spot. After tying the boat up Bang Kieu helped everyone out onto the dock. They were met by an angry fisherman who didn't seem pleased that they stole his parking space,behind him stood a police officer.

Bang Kieu (laughing nervously): What's the problem officer?

Officer: You have parked in a registered parking space

LTQ: it's only temporary sir, we just-

Officer: Hold on a minute.

Another officer came up to him and whispered something in his ear. He expression change into a frown.
Officer: I'm sorry but I would have to arrest you all.

Minh Tuyet: FOR WHAT? Just because we stole some man's space?

Officer: I believe it's more than that...this is a stolen boat.

Everyone: WHAT?

Officer: this boat has been missing for 50 years.

It was right after he said this that the boat suddenly collapsed into pieces sinking down until it's no longer visible. The gang was so glad that this didn't happen earlier and was thankful that they're still alive. However, the officer didn't hesitate, and before they can say anything, four officers appeared to hand cuff the four. Beckham was carried by the Officer in to his car.
Minh Tuyet: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? IT SANK! WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT SOME RUSTY ANCIENT BOAT ANYWAYS! YOU'RE HURTING ME! I SWEAR I WILL KICK-
The door slammed shut and the cars began driving away and heading to the local police station. It would be the gang's second time at a police station together.

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